DIY Nuclear Disarmament

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As you are probably aware, the United States and Russia have agreed to cut their nuclear arsenals by about a quarter (click here to read more).  Although this still leaves both with at least one (that’s all it takes, no?), we as technology-minded citizens should be willing to use our energies and gifts to help assist such a noble effort in whatever way possible.  Should you ever come across a nuclear warhead/bomb/whatever, Wired Magazine’s How-To-Wiki is here to help you perform your civic duty.

Remain calm.  Take a deep breath.  Do your part.

Here’s what to do:

Disconnect the wires leading from the battery or the trigger/timer to the detonator. The battery will look like a battery; the timer is the part that’s counting down. Be careful: This is the trickiest part of the bomb – and where it’s most likely to be booby-trapped (the whole red wire/blue wire thing comes into play here). And for God’s sake, don’t fuss over the process in order to make the timer stop at something clever like 0-0-7.
Remove the neutron trigger. This will be a small disc or ball. Don’t eat it – it will be made of polonium or some other highly radioactive material, which initiates the chain reaction. After this step, the bomb can still detonate, but it won’t be Hiroshima.
Remove the conventional explosive. It’s the first part to go boom. In government weapons, it’ll likely be some type of IHE (insensitive high explosive), which is fairly safe to handle. But in an improvised device, it might be considerably more unstable. Just keep a steady hand…
Separate the U-235 masses. These will be two small but very heavy chunks of metal – an isotope of uranium. If they get too close to one another, the combined critical mass will flood the area with radiation, and you will die. Kept apart, each emits only relatively harmless alpha particles – you could even handle them without gloves if necessary. Put each piece in a separate metal box and call the authorities.
If these tips don’t work, give us a call and let us know what we got wrong.

If this is your kind of thing, you might like to learn how to work on your computer, too.   STS offers a PC Hardware and Installation class.   The next one is on Thursday, July 30.   Head to the STS website to sign up!

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